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I'm not sure what the fire hydrant is hiding from, but he looks pretty scared. I suppose it just goes to show something about how a fire hydrant doesn't belong way out in the middle of the woods anyways.
And to this sign, had anyone else heard about this problem with delinquents bringing their archery equipment into the woods? This is news to me, I feel I've been careless on my hikes, knowing now that I could be in danger of lunatics with archery equipment as I'm out for a stroll.
(Both photos are courtesy of my 3 mile, lunch break hike in heat-index temperatures of 105 degrees. Everyone at work thought I was crazy. I like crazy.)